The LHC is operational again. Like last time, the chance of being transferred to another dimension is nil. Image credit: D-Visions/Shutterstock.com
On Tuesday, the largest particle accelerator in the world was put into operation again. After three years of upgrades and maintenance, he immediately observed three exotic particles for the first time.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is now operational and breaking records for the highest energy particle collisions ever achieved. This is all pretty exciting, with the teams involved searching for more information on the so-called “god particle”, the Higgs boson, and signs of dark matter.
But, of course, some conspiracy theorists worry that the collider will open a door to hell and/or a parallel dimension from which there is no return.
CERN has always been the subject of various conspiracy theories, from the creation of black holes to human sacrifices on the ground. It seems this year’s conspiracy theorists looked a little too much Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, because this year’s rumors have all revolved around the opening a portal to another dimension.
“Who feels like a big change is coming for a while now??” a verified astrologer wrote on Twitter, in a typical example of conspiracy theories. “Now on July 5th we will literally change the timeline, when the cern will turn on their machine, it opens a portal to also go through the unknown that is coming. Keep your positive vibes and your energy.”
“I looked into the matter,” another addedlook for 10 times more Mandela effects…because in 2012 they hit an all-time high that caused these Mandela effects, whatever portal they open, they shouldn’t.”
As funny as it might be to imagine that you’re going to avoid being pulled into a parallel dimension created by the “machine thing” by vibrating, let’s take the conspiracy theory seriously for a short moment.
Being generous, you might guess that alternate dimension theories are based on the idea that the LHC could – in theory – detect evidence for additional sizes.
“How could we test for the extra dimensions? One option would be to find evidence of particles that can only exist if the extra dimensions are real,” CERN explains on its website.
“Theories that suggest extra dimensions predict that just as atoms have a low-energy ground state and high-energy excited states, there would be heavier versions of standard particles in other dimensions. These Heavier versions of particles – called Kaluza-Klein states – would have exactly the same properties as standard particles (and would therefore be visible to our detectors) but with greater mass.
If CMS or ATLAS were to find a Z or W type particle (the Z and W bosons being carriers of the electroweak force) with a mass 100 times greater for example, this could suggest the presence of extra dimensions. Such heavy particles can only be revealed at the high energies reached by the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).”
Another possibility is that the LHC may produce (extremely) temporary and (incredibly) miniature black holes. The appearance of these microscopic black holes could tell us about the existence of additional dimensions. However, they are not something that will engulf the planet and collapse in on themselves in about 10-27 seconds.
“Speculation about microscopic black holes at the LHC refers to particles produced in the collision of pairs of protons, each of which has an energy comparable to that of a mosquito in flight,” adds CERN.
“Astronomical black holes are much heavier than anything that could be produced at the LHC.”
So how did the conspiracy theorists react when the LHC was turned on and we didn’t change dimensions, you ask? They changed the goalposts faster than a proton launched around a particle accelerator.
“A lot of people don’t know how serious the CERN Hadron Collider agenda really is. It’s not like beings emerge from a portal and instantly kill everyone,” he added. a user wrote. “That’s not how satanic rituals work. The ramifications of what happened yesterday will unfold for months to come.”
They had previously tweeted “In 8 hours, the gates of ‘hell’ will be open. The transdimensional reptilian beings are coming for you and your family. This is not a drill.”